Was That Weird?

When people bitch on facebook about how much they hate facebook

When I’m illegally downloading music and my internet connection dies

I think the Feds are on to me

When I spell a really long hard word right the first time

When I’m driving and the person in front of me doesn’t use a turn signal

When I stop the microwave a second before time is up and dont have to listen to the beeping

When I try to keep it together while watching UP

When someone leaves their shopping cart in an empty parking space

When someone tries to photobomb my picture

When my friends take a picture without me so I photobomb it

When a lost stranger asks me for directions and I accidentally give them wrong ones