When I skip breakfast but the professor brings doughnuts to class
April 2012
177 posts
The only activity a treadmill should be used for
When school is canceled but I didn't have class that day anyway
When I first meet someone and say something wildly inappropriate
They are offended but I’m just like
When I let someone use my phone but can't remember if I've deleted my sexts
I panic the whole time
When the shower drained is clogged with someone else's hair
When someone uses the word moist in conversation
When the internet is sucking and videos won't load
When people think smoking weed is terrible
When I see people still in high school
I avoid them at all costs
When I catch up on a series and have to wait a full week to watch the next episode
When that kid who thinks he is really smart talks the entire class
I sit there like
When I spill on myself
My only excuse is
When I put my drink in the freezer and remember to take it out before it freezes
When I'm sick and my friends tell me I shouldn't go out
I’m like
In high school whenever I would come home the morning after a party and my parents asked me how my sleepover was
I’m sure I looked like
All I need
When the teacher calls on someone else and my hand is raised, but the answer I was going to say was wrong
When I use my last Pandora skip for the hour and the next song is even worse
When girls post selfies on facebook
