May 2012
42 posts
When my dog is playing hard to get
When my friend ignores me and texts throughout an...
When I get to brunch on Sunday morning
When I'm really drunk and trying to decide if my...
When my friends are all crying during a movie but...
I sit there like
When people tell me I drink too much
When I get to Coldstone after it's closed
If I don't find a husband before graduating
April 2012
177 posts
When I skip breakfast but the professor brings...
The only activity a treadmill should be used for
When school is canceled but I didn't have class...
When I first meet someone and say something wildly...
They are offended but I’m just like
When I let someone use my phone but can't remember...
I panic the whole time
When the shower drained is clogged with someone...
When someone uses the word moist in conversation
When the internet is sucking and videos won't load
When people think smoking weed is terrible
When I see people still in high school
I avoid them at all costs
When I catch up on a series and have to wait a...
When that kid who thinks he is really smart talks...
I sit there like
When I spill on myself
My only excuse is
When I put my drink in the freezer and remember to...
When I'm sick and my friends tell me I shouldn't...
I’m like
In high school whenever I would come home the...
I’m sure I looked like
All I need
When the teacher calls on someone else and my hand...
When I use my last Pandora skip for the hour and...
When girls post selfies on facebook
When I have my retainers in at night and I try...
It always sounds like
When some random person likes a really old picture...
I’m like
When I run errands with my mom
It always ends up like
When I have no service and put my phone in the air...
When I eat pancakes without getting any syrup on...
When that friend that does nothing but complain...
It’s just like
When a kid in class is sniffling the entire time
I just want to be like
When I'm the first one of my friends to arrive...
How I feel the first time I get out of bed after a...
Game plan for the weekend
When I try to look cool by drinking straight from...
It takes all of my effort to not have it end like
When the bartender asks me what I would like to...
When I walk into a party and immediately start...
When my friend drunkenly starts flirting with an...
I try to stop it like
When a girl I don't like corrects me
When the plans I didn't actually want to do get...
I pretend I’m upset like
But I’m actually like
When one person takes up all of the washing...
When someone asks me what's wrong
Why I never want to grow up
When there's no more beer but then one magically...
I drink it like
When I wake up and still have my phone and keys
When a guy wears jean shorts
